Chief of Staff to the Bankroll

The job

The bankroll is the most senior stakeholder at the company. It does not attend meetings, take calls, or read email. You will do these things on its behalf. This is a high-trust role reporting directly to an amount of money.

What you'll do

• Represent the bankroll's interests in cross-functional settings
• Prepare the bankroll's weekly one-pager
• Shield the bankroll from unnecessary meetings, which is all of them
• Communicate the bankroll's decisions, which are final
• Coordinate the bankroll's annual offsite (cold storage)

What we're looking for

• 5+ years supporting a principal who cannot speak
• Discretion; the bankroll's balance is discussed on a need-to-know basis
• Comfortable relaying decisions you were not consulted on
• Strong calendar management for an entity with no schedule
• MBA optional, loyalty mandatory

Why we're doing this

The bankroll is our most senior stakeholder. It deserves staff.