Shuffle Integrity Analyst

The job

Our games are provably fair. However, several hosts have asked us to also make them feel fair. You will review shuffles — thousands of them — and confirm that they look random in addition to being random. This role exists because a cryptographic proof, however elegant, cannot reassure a man who has just split tens.

What you'll do

• Review shuffle outputs and confirm they look the way randomness should feel
• Own and maintain the internal definition of "suspicious"
• Certify each deck twice: once mathematically, once emotionally
• Publish the monthly report, titled "Still Random"
• Handle escalations from players who saw the same card twice this week

What we're looking for

• Strong opinions about entropy, weakly held
• Able to review a four-hour shuffle log without blinking excessively
• Believes in mathematics but respects feelings
• SQL a plus; tarot a red flag, but we're open to a conversation
• Has never once said "the deck is cold" in a professional setting

Why we're doing this

Provably fair is a proof. This role is the reassurance.